OH MY GOD
SO THRY THEY THEY THEY GOT ME ~~COCA-COLA~~ IN A BOTTLE
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE WNATHR WANTNRN WANTNEND THAT?? HONESTLY OKAY but anyway
they got me that then
thn then they gave me banana taffy
and then
they gave me tih this dir drink it was called it was... called it WAS CALLED VENOM. YES, THAT'S IT!! and guess fuckin' what. IT WAS MANGO. AHAHAHA mango I nearly died. well it was originally Isaak's idk, but he gave it to me anyway because he likes me <33 *FLOATS* ANDNDN
OH MY GOD
IT TASTED ~~SUPER~~!!!!! i need more of this stuff like right now i am laughing at what i just said there is nothing funny about what i just said anyway
...mmmmmmm yes. venom. DEEEEEEKUC ...DEEEEEELICIOUS.
especially for a caffeine addicit leik me. yep.
In other news, I--OH MY GOD PHONE BRB LOSERS
okay that was just the mither. mother. AAHAHSQJSDKF worst typo ever. ;D not really, but let's say so.
ANYWAY, IN ~~OTHER~~ NEWS, I had to babysit the other day. D8 i know horror or ....horror of horrors ami right?? yes. especially becasu because the sibling just FORCED these kids on me like, "WE'RE CLEANING COOKIE BROUGHT HER SIBLINGS OVER WATCH THEM 8D *SHOVE*"
...I have not yet recovered. really, I mean. it's just that. .....well
The first thing the little boy went for was MY RUBIX CUBE. ~~AUGEJDKFKF~~ I HAVE SPENT SO LONG WORKING ON THAT THING AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THE GREEN SIDE SOLVED!! or i did but he mixed it all up ohkfdlldfs;; i.... was.... D': trying to stay cool, but it was difficult. *LOOKS AT THE LIGHT* SRLSLYLYLY
and then
the little gir
l
girl
the little girl WENT FOR MY POISON IVY DOLL. YES, THE ONE THAT I SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY ON. ALL OF MY HUNDRED DOLLARS ON. FROM FAO SHC ...SCH....... WHATSIT. srsly. oh... dear. 8D she unzipped the zipper on Ivydoll's boso ...ob boots. boots. boots. BOOTS. also, she refused to call her IVY!!!! AHAHAAH i'm so mature sometimes but oh dear children
there are so many things in my room you could play with. my room is riddled with odd collectibles and funtimez and even a few GENUINE TOYS!!! because i am so mature, REMEMBER.
but you go for two things that REALLY MATTER TO ME?? ;DD SMOOTH. no, idk, it's not their fault who I was really irked with was the sibling. 8D For letting these children in KNOWING SHE COULDNT WATCH THEM AND FORCING ME TO!!!! out of nowhere. I was taking this RP surcey survet survet survey and she just BURST IN, HONESTLY!!! WHERE ARE PEOPLE'S MANNERS THESE DAYIS DAYS.
what irked me even more
WAS THAT SHE
DID IT AGAIN.okay, holy cluck sibling, for real. i tried to tell you that heeeey, i didn't exactly appreciate you forcing children on me out of nowhere and i don't exactly know what to do when it's just so unplanned, and then the NEXT DAY
THE DAY AFTER I TELL TYOU
YOU
YOU ~~FORCE~~ ME. FORCE ~~ME~~!!!!! to repeat the process. AHAHAH the little girl, Aurora, asked me where my husband was. I kept trying to tell her I didn't have one. 8D she kept asking me why. LMFAOOOOOOO LMFSKFLSFS
i didn't even get any "thanks" or anything, btw.
TRAUMA DD8
...
okay what else has happened.
well, my computer charger kicked the bucket. i had to make sure i was spelling that correctly. sometimes i wodnder about myslef. yep, that's what i do
LMFAO UM
ANYWAY, THAT'S WHY I GAVE UP ON NANOWRIMO. 8'D YAY.
i've been rping with carathing and zri. FUNTIMEZ
mmmm
my life is dull.
HAHAHA and the other day I kept going in and out of sleep it was weird. I was just lying there looking at my "Amadeus" poster one minute and saying how grouchy the person in the poster lookedk, and hteh next minute I was asleep and waking up and Viva was just looking at me like "...what" because i hate sleep so much and I SAID
"HAHAHAAHAHA I TOOK A NAP THAT'S SO WEIRD I NEVER"
...and then I fell asleep. AGAIN.
LMFAO AND I WOKE UP AND HE WAS LIKE, "...I should be more worried that you rarely sleep at ALL, but when you DO sleep I tend to fret even MORE. 9_9;" or something like that and I love Vives <3 i said something funny then too but i don't remember what it was
IT'S ODD, BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS JUST IN MY AVERAGE LIFE THAT LEAD ME TO BREAK OUT INTO FITS OF GIGGLES, BUT I ONLY REMEMBER THE GIGGLES, not the thing that MADE me laugh in the first place!!! idk what universe that makes "sense" in. oh, none. because "sense" doesn't exist as a natural part of the universe, which is why we have to MAKE it. how's that for blunt honesty??
my point.... is.... LMFAO oh my GOD what is my point hold on D8
I literally forgot it.
OH MY POINT IS I WANT TO MAKE THESE ENTRIES WITH QUOTES FROM MY LIFE ALL THE TIME, THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH, BUT I ALWAYS FORGET THEM.
here are two things I haven't forgotten:
Me: *LOUNGING OUT, listening to Simon and Garfunkel with the sibling* YEAH, ART GARFUNKEL WAS KIND OF OVERSHADOWED BY PAUL SIMON. 3:
Sibling: D8 Poor Garfunkel. I can't believe Paul Simon could just LEAVE HIM FOR THE BELAT.... *AS I MAKE TYPOS* BEATLES!!
wow my body twitched. continuing on with our tale.
Me: ...DJSDAKSKFKFSKFSKFSFSK *DIES LAUGHING. LITERALLY CRYING. WITH LAUGHTER*
Sibling: ...what
Me: SAV PAUL SIMON WASN'T IN THE BEATLES THAT WAS PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!! AHAJSKDFSFKFSKFSK AHAHAHAHAAH
Sibling: LMFAO!! Oh.
...LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THAT WOULD COME BACK TO HAUNT HER:
Sibling: DDDDDD8 I'M SO UGLY
Me: *ugggghhh WHY ARE FEMALES SO STUPID ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS* You're NOT UGLY. ...You don't know your '60'S MUSIC, BUT YOU'RE NOT UGLY!! 8B 8B 8B 8B *I AM SO OBNOXIOUS*
Sibling: ....... *TOTALLY WANTING TO PUNCH ME.*
ooohhhh
and THIS. I ASK
AWESOME VERY GOOD
questions. we were listening to "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Michale Michael Jackson:
Me: 3333: IF IT ISN'T ANYBODY'S BUSINESS BUT HIS AND HIS BABY'S, WHY DOES HE SING A SONG ABOUT IT??
Cookie and not Ciike like I just typed: *BLANK STARE* ....what. =|
Me: ...IF IT ISN'T ANYBODY'S--SEE!! *singing along* Ain't nobody's business, ain't nobody's business but HIM AND HIS BABY'S.
Coookir ...COOKIE GODDAMN: ...
Me: why is he SINGING ABOUT IT TO THE WHOLE WORLD IF IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS!!!!! 3<
Cookie: ...okay then.
Me: 3< ugh that line is going to bother me forever now.
^ THAT LINE?? still bothering me. holy cheese-itz. speaking of cheese-itz, I have recently discovered that the white cheese ones are the best. or... whatsit.
oh my god Iam I am playing "Mister Hamburger Spastic" and the mother just walked in to ask me who it was and that she REALLY LIKED IT. and grooved to it.
... i am so pleased!! :'3 COLUGO IS MY FAVOURITE <3333
oh ALSO, ME ON THE SUBJECT OF SENTIMENTALITY. The sibling had to rit ...ww write this essay about home and what it meant to her:
Me: 8D THAT WAS GREAT SAV!!
Sibling: :3 Thanks!
Me: Mine would just say, "hey guys this is TOTALLY MY HOME. There's a couch and a TV and BEST OF ALL~..." 8'D "
~~THERE'S A FAMILY~~!!!" *WIDE DORKY SMILE*
Everyone: ...
Me: AHAHAHA
Mother: And BEST OF ALL, you're a DORK!! 8D
...
srsly shecalled me a dork. she, even. called me. a dork LMFAO ogodlgd;
ummm i think it is true that i should not wtr write entries when i am like ALL OVER THE PLACE. SO, I'M GOING TO END THIS
BEFORE IT BEGINS!!!!
this entry will self-destruct in five
four
three
two...
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I CAN'T STOP TYPING
I JUST TRIED DD88 AND IT WAS so difficult HELP ME!!!!! my heart feels strange.
mhmhhm
no okay. let's just end this now. NOTHING MORE TO SAY HIP HIP HURRAY